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Saturday, March 27, 2010

my burning LOINS

I learned a new word today from watching the show FRIENDS.

Loins. As in “my burning loins”

I didn’t think I didn’t know what the word meant but when asked I could explain it accurately. So I looked it up.

a. the parts of the body between the hips and the lower ribs, esp. regarded as the seat of physical strength and generative power.

b. The genital and pubic area; genitalia.

So it’s the part the guy grabs, essentially.

Who says tv doesn’t spark education.

Thursday, March 25, 2010

something new

If you have never,

If you have never thought about it,

Next time you can (and maybe if you have a bed partner too, and water)

Wake n’ Bake

Try it at your next convenience. Please send me your notes.


my note: amazing

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

what the hell

Today was a lovely, sunny, slightly windy day. My roommate and I took a stroll along our beautiful campus. We reach the mall (the center big grass patch of our school) and there is an anti abortion stand with big posters and pictures of dead, bloody, not human fetuses. These posters were huge! They grosed the hell out of me and I’m sure tons of others.

I this is not a post about abortion, I don’t care what they were supporting. The point is those disgusting images, which I’m sure can only be in a medical book or online, were posted in the middle of our college campus. During the middle of the day.

What if I made a booth warning against the dangers of unprotected sex. I could have huge images of penises and vaginas soared up and pused and green. Ill calls it a pro condom booth!

Monday, March 22, 2010

LongBeach City Girl

Long beach is my home

I just came back from a few days there. spring break.

ride a bike go to the beach drink beer on second go to taco surf FISH TACOS blunts my absolute best babies

so i guess you could say im a longbeach city girl